Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Stirring the Cauldron


The book used to be called Mnemorphosis, but Gene DeWeese said he didn’t like the title and asked me to come up with something else. We settled on The Cauldron…’cause the tale really involves one. He also asked me to write it with him. Wow. New York Times bestselling SF author Gene DeWeese wanted to share a book with me. Of course I was on board.

I’d met Gene many years ago when I worked for TSR. He’d written a Ravenloft novel, and I called him when I was trying to put together a big author signing at a Barnes & Noble in Racine, WI. He was one of many participants, and we sat next to each other and talked about books and cheeseburgers. His favorite restaurant was Culver’s.

I’d published some of his short stories in various anthologies, and I’d read many of his books, including the Star Trek hardcover novel Probe, which he got credit for on the inside, but not the cover ‘cause it had already been printed. Gene wrote that book. Great Trek book, by the way. His Man From Uncle novelizations were also much fun. I think my favorite of his, however, was a mystery: Murder in the Blood.

Anyway, Gene wanted help with this book. He had a handful of chapters finished, and a great outline, but he was having a helluva time writing. He’d been to doctors on and off, and they couldn’t put that proverbial finger on what was wrong.

I charged ahead. It was a MARVELOUS premise, and I was so yippy-skippy happy to be a part of it. I’d write a chapter, send it to Gene for his approval and comments, and while I was waiting I’d work on the next. He’d call me saying he was having trouble with the file. I saved it rich text, I got an old WordStar program off eBay and used that…as he liked using WordStar. I saved it a half dozen different ways, and I’d talk him through opening files.

He got another computer and had someone set it up for him. It helped a little; he certainly had a much easier time with email. But sometimes I would email the files to his wife, and she’d open them and put them on his computer.

Sometimes I would read him the chapters—he liked chatting on the phone—because he had more computer problems. Toward the end, that’s what I settled on. Calling and reading him the book as I went along. It was more fun that way.

It was AMAZING and WONDERFUL and sometimes admittedly frustrating working with Gene DeWeese, and I thank God I had the opportunity to write with this genius of a fellow. He taught me a lot about science fiction.

And writing.

And life.

Eventually the doctors came up with a diagnosis, and hence all the computer problems he had made sense—Lewy Body Dementia. See…sometimes we’d repeat the same conversation twice in a day or in back-to-back days. And sometimes he’d call me because the world was becoming cruel to him and he wanted to hear about my dogs.

He said to me, as I neared the end of the book: “Jean, my mind is slipping through a sieve.” But there were these glorious brilliant parts of that mind that continued to shine through. I wished I could have sold the book while Gene was alive. It sat for 18 months on a NYC editor’s desk as he “mulled it over.” Finally, I had my agent pull it, and I later approached Kevin J. Anderson and WordFire. A good home for The Cauldron.

The Cauldron is in my not-at-all-humble opinion, a marvelous SF yarn about life, death, and everything in between and after. It is Gene DeWeese’s awesome plot, spiced with an elephant and an enigmatic circus clown.


I’ll tell you more about that circus in the next blog. He insisted on the circus.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

What if...and what if...and what if....

Andre Norton and I used to exchange phone calls and letters, and I treasured that because she had an easy way of stirring my imagination. She liked to talk about where fiction ideas came from, and sometimes we'd make a game of it.

She liked archaeology magazines, would mention articles, and ask: What if?

Once we discussed shipwrecks long buried under San Francisco; she'd read about them somewhere. And she asked: What if someone could go there?

Indeed, what if.

What if I sent a character there?

So that particular 'what if' served as a springboard for part of a case file Evelyn Love and Thomas Brock had to tackle. The duo appear in The Love-Haight Case Files, co-authored by Donald J. Bingle and published by WordFire Press.

What if someone could go there? Under San Francisco?

Well, if you're curious what my take on that underground ship graveyard contains, you'll have to read the book. It's part of an AMAZING STORYBUNDLE that's running in October. I'm downloading the bundle 'cause I want to read the other stories...by Matt Forbeck, Keith R.A. deCandido, Kevin J. Anderson, and more. They're spooky books. Gotta love spooky books.

And the Love-Haight book has spooky bits, creepy bits, fun stuff, and sections that make you think: What if?

What if a hippie from the Summer of Love couldn't cut ties with the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood? What if his spirit hovered around and continued to seek that 'ultimate high'?

What if a murdered attorney had unfinished work? What if he continued to practice law? And what if he defended other undead?

What if the attorney's resident gargoyle learned how to play World of Warcraft?

What if the city's dark heart started beating more fiercely? What would flow through San Francisco's streets then?

What if Don and I were to write more cases for our intrepid legal team? Indeed, what if.

I browsed Amazon and eBay and found all sorts of odd and old books on San Francisco. I've been reading chapters during the commercials and halftime (football junkie me)...and so I'm asking 'what if' a lot. Go Pack! (Hmmm...didja know I managed to work a Green Bay Packers reference into a case file?)

Andre Norton (not a football fan) taught me a lot of things, including how to twist the ordinary into something otherworldly by asking one question.

What if?

You should try it yourself. What if...and what if...and what if....

And what if you're interested in this AMAZING batch of books, that includes The Love-Haight Case Files? Visit storybundle.com -- you can jump in for as little as $5.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

There's a Bundle of Stories About Time



It’s About Time

My mother was an Imogene Coca fan, and so she watched It’s About Time back in 1966 and 1967, a goofball comedy about two astronauts who accidentally traveled back to prehistoric days and fell in with a caveman clan. I was too young to appreciate it (was it worth appreciating? I dunno), but the theme song was catchy, and that’s all I really remember about it. Oh great, now I have that playing inside my head.

I like the notion of time travel.

In fact, I’m a bit obsessed with the notion of time travel, and have devoured novels on the topic: The Corridors of Time (Poul Anderson, 1965), Timescape (Gregory Benford, 1980), No Enemy But Time (Michael Bishop 1982), Timeline (Michael Crichton, 1999), The Door Into Summer (Robert Heinlein, 1957…I had to read it because of the title alone),  Dinosaur Beach (Keith Laumer, 1971, which I also had to read because of the title), and one of my favorites because I treasure all things Twain: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (Mark Twain, 1889). 

I even watched all the time travel movies that came along. Despite the special effects (I am a special effects junkie) I still found that reading about time travel was more satisfying.

In junior high school “The Sound of Thunder” by Ray Bradbury was required reading. It still remains bright in my mind…the thought that stepping on a butterfly could change everything.

I’ve written a few time travel short stories, and I’ve edited time travel anthologies, including Timeshares and Time Twisters, published by DAW Books, and Time Traveled Tales by Silence in the Library, which is included in the AMAZING storybundle now being offered. I am sooooooooooooo looking forward to devouring the other books in this bundle…’cause it’s about time.



I have a story in Time Traveled Tales, but it’s about a character who has traveled forward, rather than back, and how she siphons time from people to keep living. I was inspired by a trip to the Bristol Renaissance Fair in Wisconsin. I saw this beautiful woman painted emerald green, wearing leaves, and hiding in the flowers to surprise visitors. I took her picture and built the story around her. The illo in this blog is from my tale in the book.

If I could travel through time, I’m not sure where I’d go.

Maybe Ancient Egypt because I studied it and find it all so fascinating.

Maybe Rome to see if I can remember any of the Latin I studied.

Maybe early America because I would love to chat with Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson (the latter penned my favorite quote: I cannot live without books).

Maybe the Jurassic period because I would love to see honking big dinosaurs (from a safe hidey-hole)

Most likely back to the days of my early childhood so I could revel in the company of favorite dogs.

Or maybe I’d be inspired to go somewhere else…based on what I’m gonna read in these books included in this bundle. Thirteen books!

In fact, I should stop writing this blog. It’s about time I started that reading.

Yeah, it’s about time.

Here’s the link so you can indulge your imagination: https://storybundle.com/scifi

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

...Not What I Do


I think I'll offer a bit of writing advice this morning...
Ignore writing advice.
Yeah, that's my advice.
Ignore it.

I've given hundreds of writing seminars and taught many writing classes, I've mentored newbies, I've worked with writing groups...and dispensed all the advice that floats around in my brain.

I've had 31 novels published and more than 70 short stories. At this particular moment, I have nothing unsold in my computer. Oh, I'm working on a couple of things, but they're not finished yet. I have nothing finished in my computer that is not sold. I've edited a few dozen anthologies, more than a hundred issues of fiction and non-fiction magazines.

So I'd like to think I can offer good advice. But you don't need to take it. In fact, feel free to ignore it.

When I go to a convention, I attend writing seminars...especially those presented by Michael Stackpole, Timothy Zahn, and Gene Wolfe. And I take notes. I've had people ask me why--with all of my publishing credits--do I still attend "how to" panels. That's because I'm still learning my craft.

Michael Stackpole gave me a nugget of information at an Origins seminar years ago that cemented in my noggin and I've been following ever since. And ever since that time my rewrites have been insignificant...often the editor didn't ask for any rewrites. I have Mike to thank for that.

I met Gene Wolfe because of a writing panel. He was a GOH at the World Horror Convention in Chicago some time back. I went to his seminar, and he polled the audience to see how many of us had been published. Then he asked how much we'd had published. I think I was up to six or seven novels at that point. He crooked his finger at me and said: "You. You get up here. There is nothing I can teach you." So I shared a panel with the awesome Gene Wolfe. And we got to be friends. He doesn't really give me any writing advice, he just gives me his company at breakfast.

Tim Zahn is just a joy to listen to...and I've been listening to his seminars since 1985 in Evansville, IN. Yeah, it goes back a way.

In all the seminars I've attended, the advice most often repeated is: FINISH IT. Just keep writing, and when you're done go back and fix it. Just FINISH IT first.

Finish, then fix.

In all the years I've been writing, it's the one piece of writing advice that I do not follow. Oh, I finish what I start. I wouldn't have 31 published novels if I didn't. But I've never finished a book before I went back to fix it. I'll write a chapter, go back through the chapter and tinker until I'm happy. Then I can go on to Chapter Two. I can't work on Two until I'm happy with One. Rinse and Repeat. It's how I've always worked. It's not how I should work.

I've honestly tried to break myself of the habit.

I'm working on a book now, just ready to start Chapter Eight. BUT...

I'm going back to fix stuff in the earlier chapters this week. Because I have to, because I can't follow the writing advice that is so often offered: finish it first, then fix.

It doesn't work for me. I'll think of something I want to sprinkle in a previous chapter. And I can't wait to do the sprinkling. I have to sew that plot twist in RIGHT NOW. Maybe I'll decide to change the sex of a character, the way a character talks or dresses, or maybe the character needs to say something to serve as foreshadowing.

I know writers who jot a note to go back and make adjustments, changing the character from their current point and forging ahead.

Finish, then fix.
 
I can't do it.

I can't fix it later.

I have never been able to fix it later.
 
I have to fiddle with it NOW.

I can't take that wondrous piece of writing advice that I also dispense to folks during seminars, workshops, and critique sessions.

It's one of those: Do As I Say, But Not As I Do things in life.

Advice? Yeah, listen to it. You might pick up that amazing nugget that I got from Mike Stackpole years ago. Something that changes your writing life.

But in the end, you gotta do what works for you.

Now I'm gonna go fiddle with Chapter Two.

By the way, Gene Wolfe was wrong when he said there was nothing he could teach me.

Jean

Thursday, December 11, 2014



Just Hit “Disconnect”




When I cruised Facebook during breakfast yesterday…like a lot of writers I dine at my desk, I saw a Kickstarter announcement about an uber-portable laptop-computer-thingie to which lots of folks had already ponied up their money. Supposed to be a boon for writers because they can type on it without the distraction of the Internet…Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, and WhatNot…you just can’t connect. Looks like a small typewriter, really, with a tiny screen. Like these portable units my news bureau used “back in the day,” where you would carry them with you, type up your story, and then you had to connect them to a phone to transmit it all back to the newspaper office. Yeah, that was before e-mail.


Anyway, with this new uber-portable invention that more than a few writers are excited about, you are able to type and type and type because you aren’t able to access the Internet and its many distractions—though you can upload your work to the Cloud so you won’t lose it.


Great, eh?


You can buy in for less than $400, although you can spend more than $1,000 for fancier models. Hmmm …. $400 buys a lot of tea, dog toys, books, and the like. Guess you can tell I’m not gonna buy in on this magnificent writer’s tool. $400 would also buy you a very nice new laptop that can access the Internet and all its marvelous distractions.


Or you could put your $400 in the bank for a rainy day.


Maybe what these buyers need—more than this portable laptop-computer-thingie—is focus, discipline, and determination. Things that no amount of money can buy. Those things you have to find and forge.


Really, if you want to write, just sit down and write.


I’ve had folks in seminars ask how I avoid losing too much time to the Internet. I tell them, easy. Generally, I allow myself a little time in the morning to “mess around” with the Internet while I eat breakfast—and I’m an early riser. My work day starts at 8 a.m….WORK, writing, editing, proofing. So my fun time has to be out of the way by then. I take a mid-morning break to get up from the desk, toss some tennis balls, check e-mail, then I’m back at WORK. A mid-afternoon stretch…more tennis balls are thrown, maybe laundry is thrown into the machine. Then WORK. If I have to do some research, I limit myself to one half hour. That’s it. No more, keeps me from randomly surfing. And generally I check e-mail or Facebook before I shut the computer down at the end of the day.


I found my focus, discipline, and determination. And they didn’t cost $400.


I actually disconnect from the Internet when I work. It’s real easy to do. You just go to your computer settings, connections, and hit “disconnect.” In fact, I’m gonna do just that after I post this blog.

Sometimes I disconnect from the Internet for two or three days at a time…frustrating some of my friends who have e-mailed me and wonder why I haven’t replied.


“But how do you limit yourself like that?” someone invariably asks at a seminar.


“I have to. Disconnect. Move the arrow over the disconnect square and hit ‘enter,’ and it turns off the Internet.”


If I want to remain a full-time writer/editor, I have no choice. 

Writing and editing full time is a privilege. Not a lot of people are so blessed with this vocation, and I’m not going to let YouTube screw it up.


I don’t need the $400 computer-thingie. I just need to “disconnect.”


If you let yourself be distracted by the Internet, you really don’t want to write…you want to do anything else but write.


If you buy this computer-thingie, and I am not advocating that you don’t, just realize that it’s not going to make you a writer. You have to make you a writer. A machine can’t do it for you.


You have to wrestle with whatever demons lure you to Facebook or on-line games and beat them to a bloody pulp. You have to confront whatever force is preventing you from hitting the “disconnect” button.


I guess I really am mystified why some of my fellows think this computer-thingie is a good idea. I’m not begrudging its creators. More power to them. They’re clever, and they’re selling to some folks who aren’t able to unplug from the Internet on their own. 

And, who knows, maybe the device is wonderful, the battery life is amazing and is a serious plus in that regard. I think a travel writer could benefit from it, or someone who wants to type in the middle of nowhere with no power outlet in sight. If I was sailing off on some glorious houseboat, I’d want one.


But I really like a nice big screen.


I’m wondering what these buyers will do when they get their marvelous laptop-computer-thingie delivered in 2015 or 2016? Will they open it and think: “Now’s my turn to crank out that bestseller.”


If there’s no magic in the machine, it won’t make you a better writer. It won’t make you a more disciplined writer. In fact, it won’t make you a writer at all. I wonder if it will instead make you a $400 poorer soul who will step away from this new marvel and return a laptop that beckons with distractions. Oh look…another YouTube talking cat video.


Because if you can’t step away from Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, games, and WhatNot now, this machine isn’t going to take that step for you. This machine is just one more distraction.


If you’re gonna write, just write. 

Now, I'm gonna go hit 'disconnect' and get back to my book.

Thanks for reading my rant.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

FMs


Fulgid Meteorites
Fluid Molasses
Fomenting Magmamen
Flowering Marsupials
Fridge Magnets

Really, it's all about the Fridge Magnets. I should probably be blogging something about writing or editing or reading, right? But I want to post a blog once a week, and so Fridge Magnets is my topic of choice today. My mother gave me my first FM when I was a kid. I voraciously read Spiderman comic books, and she saw this nifty web-slinger magnet on one of her shopping errands. It has moved from Ottawa, IL, to DeKalb, IL, to Quincy, IL, to Evansville, IN, to Williams Bay, WI, to Burlington, WI, to Kenosha, WI, and finally to tiny Tolono. He's a little yellowed from the years and the miles, but he's still hanging in there.



I started collecting magnets from states I visited on various vacations, band tours, and later conventions and a cruise. Visiting friends noticed my growing collection and blessedly have added to it from their own travels. It is a wonderful, chaotic, colorful miasma of birds, dogs, states, bottle caps, and whatnot, that I occasionally artfully rearrange so I can fit new additions. They tip the scales at a little more than twenty pounds (I weighed them before the last move).

Iowa rests next to China, which is near Tennessee.

Ah, I've learned to appreciate the beauty of FMs.

How unique my kitchen is!

It's an homage to past travels and a shrine to friendship. I can point to any one FM and tell you who gave it to me...pretty amazing considering the assortment I have.

So why am I blogging about this? I dunno. I was looking for a topic when I poached eggs for breakfast. The shiny art display caught my eye.

And now it has caught my imagination. I have a murder-mystery in progress (well, I'll be back to it after I finish this SF book). I've decided my main character will have a quirk. Her father collected Christmas tree ornaments. She'll collect FMs; her only obsession, really, and it'll point to her past...a lead-in for the occasional flashback.

The FMs on my fridge will make an appearance in the book.

Okay, I've tied it back to writing. Hope you find room on your fridge for a few FMs of your own.

Jean







Monday, November 24, 2014

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The deluge of catalogs to my mailbox started at the end of September. Figis, Fruit Company, Popcorn Factory, Swiss Colony, etc etc etc etc. I have collected, so far, a stack that goes from the floor to my knee. I marvel at all the wonders within their pages: cheese trays, breakfast baskets, wine of the month, tangelo surprise. 

Part of this is my fault; for years I sent editors little gifts at the holidays, sent something to my uncle, distant friends. I used multiple catalogs, not realizing what I was letting myself in for. Now, even though my gift list has been cut in half, the number of catalogs has increased exponentially. THEY SHARE MAILING LISTS. Even though I have moved from Wisconsin to Illinois, like a creepy stalker from a bad thriller THE CATALOGS HAVE FOLLOWED ME. I did not order from any of them in 2013, and yet they're here again. I am not ordering from them this year (though admittedly I got my uncle and a friend gift baskets from a company online...after seeing their catalog).

You're probably nodding your head. Yep, yep, I get catalogs too. What On Earth, Wine Country, Pecan Heaven.


Worthless, right?


I've decided they have some value after all. A SF book I'm working on has a character with a penchant for wine...what she drinks comes right out of that Wine Country catalog. She likes cheese, too, so I'll thank Swiss Colony for her supply of munchies. No need to scour the Internet for what to serve in Chapter Six, I'll just tug out one of the catalogs.

In Chapter Seven I am going to describe people on the street...some of them will wear T-shirts I spotted in a What On Earth catalog. And a few of the fellows in my text will have a striking resemblance to the male models in a clothing catalog. 

Some part of my brain has decided that if a company is going to spend money printing and mailing the catalogs, I shouldn't let them entirely go to waste. Just doesn't seem right.

One of my neighbors sells AVON, and so she regularly hangs a catalog on my door. Flipping through the pages I was inspired to write a horror story, and it appears in Athena's Daughters published by Silence in the Library. Hmmmmmmm....the next time I take my doggy downstairs for a tennis ball tossing break, I'll see if I have an extra copy of that anthology. It'll be the perfect Christmas present for my Avon Lady neighbor.

I'll be introducing a new character in Chapter Eight. I better get to that today because there's FREE SHIPPING if I order by 5 p.m. I think I'll put this one in a trendy tweed overcoat I saw on page 13, maybe put him in some fine leather boots that are 33% off.

AND THEN...AND THEN...my knee-high and growing stack of catalogs will join the assortment of junk mail that I'm certain my tiny town's residents are throwing into the recycling bin. 

Maybe there's another horror story waiting to be written, the plot simmering in the mounds of pulpy refuse.

Black Friday Indeed.